I have to thank
Wim Remes for coming up with the idea of CFP Karaoke: you come up with a talk title, and someone else has to do the rest of the work. Here are some of the gems he came up with on Twitter; feel free to take one and run with it.
@wimremes: "Two and a half clouds : how to keep winning on tiger blood as a service"
@wimremes: "Infosec and the God complex : we're better than we are and worse than we realize."
@wimremes: "Exploit sales for the masses : do you want a patch with that?"
@wimremes: "Cutting through the infosec BS : is there an evangelist in the house?"
@wimremes: "Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, your QSA says it's secure but I say no."